an escapist freeloader between life situations with dreams and plans of glitter and grandeur
awesome like no-one else
shoot i accidentally managed to smash my iphone screen
yesssssssss i’ve been here for three weeks now and i finally feel like i did something Right fuck yeah
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.
insomniacs support group
Alan Cumming on NPR
I just laughed so hard at this that I felt like I needed to record it somewhere.
- Oh my god, I hate her.
- Ah, me too.
- You have no idea who I’m talking about.
- Solidarity sister.